Of course, posting the evidence on a public blog more than likely defeats the purpose. But, then again, he doesn't read my blog. Either of them. And I'll count on those of you who know spouse not to tell him. It'll be our little secret…until the day I pull out a skein and start using it for its intended project. Then it will be like my clothing or shoe purchases.
"Is that new?" he'll say.
"This?" I'll say. "Oh, no, I've had this for ages!"